Season 7...and I can't wait! And only 10 make it all the way through...10...out of all you crazy dancers...10...good luck! And there's .....Mia...hollah! where's Mary??? Ohhhhhh boy...Mia replaced Mary as a permanent judge for this season....guess Mia being gone last season stirred up enough that they did what she wanted to bring her back. Wonder if Mary will choreograph some numbers this season...
The dancers:
Day 1:
self proclaimed "big girl" makes it straight through
Our first couple....and the girl's boobs (which are totally NOT real) are seriously barely staying in her top...she must have a lot of J-lo tape in use.
Here come da crazies yo...1-2-3 party. I'm not really seeing any 80s moves per se. I was kinda hoping for a little Molly Ringwald. And he offended Adam by not knowing who he is...don't be so full of yourself...'course...if you are trying out for this show, you should probably know who he is.
....and more crazies...
Teddys back...the diamond pants guy from last season...I can't tell if the judges are liking him or not. Very spastic for me. Guess they like him...WOW...they really like him. Shall see how he does in Vegas again this year.
ballet girl...good....shirtless boy...hot...I mean good:)
The bio-hazard guy...wonder if he knows Mac Taylor...I mean, he does work in NY cleaning up homicide scenes...ummmm...dancing like this...NOT gonna help you in the girlfriend department. "Country line dancing"...I would like Mia to choreograph one of those for the top 20.
"The locker kid"....with his mentor in tow...He'll be pleasing us with "iso-locking". Oh...his nickname is also "Isolock". I don't think he is any better then some of the fab poppers we have seen in the past.
Choreography time....with former Dance alum helping out...and mister isolock is gone...no shocker there.
Day 2:
Horror film guy....with fruit on his head...."different and interesting"...how 'bout weird...I love that his boss said, "he...or she, depending on the day"...awesome.....okay...just creepy...and disturbing. WOW
....and the falling....OUCH!
"why just run"...when you can run up buildings and jump off really high things...and do flips off trees? Not a great break dancer...maybe they could just put trees and walls all over the stage for him and he could impress us that way...'cause really...he kinda sucks.
VERY tall contemporary dancer.
Hot pink dress girl...she was great...but could she pull her hair back...I hate that.
Hot pink shirt boy...with WAY wrong bottoms on...kinda grossin' me out....But he is Good...like the Brandon kid (who I couldn't stand) good. He does need a choreographer though...but most of the dancers do. But he only gets choreography?
Our last NY dancer. "thicker?"..ok...I'm not trying to be rude...but thicker is not the correct word...don't get me wrong...she could still be good...I just don't understand how you can be a dance major and not be at least somewhat thin (aren't you dancing all the time)...Have I offended the world yet? Thank you Adam for being honest...you know when she walked out they thought it was gonna be a big joke...I'm not gonna lie...she did great...I just don't get it. There you go...Mia didn't get any jobs because of her size...though that girl can choreograph.
Choreography...nope...not the "thicker" girl or the "b-boy".
On to Miami...judges...sonja and that newer ballroom choreographer.
What's up...Czech guy comes to Miami to try out? But he's from Colorado?...and he's through.
Ok...this guy is a for reals dancer...but the basketball shorts are B-A-D...not that I want to see the skinny tight outfit in all it's glory alone...but big red shorts?...good thing he is GOOD!
Shaved head kid that couldn't speak straight...GORGEOUS!
Girl dancing with her dad...totally weird. Guess that idea backfired.
momma with a 6 year-old....I hope she's good. She called herself older and she is only 27...big wah....I'm just jealous...'cause I want her body to be my body.
Choreography...momma is going to Vegas....
Miami day 2:
Velvet Angels....you know Miami's spice girls:) What kind of dancing is this? Maybe she should try out for Simon's "X-factor" and sing while she dances...not that she is all that great...Love that Sonya told her to back it in and tie it down..."real dancers" want to see the dancing, not that boob a jiggling.
Yellow halter ballroom? oh goodness that was painful.
"crimes against dancing"...seriously...Bad. Cue CSI Miami these music...how did a FOX show get approval for that? Maybe it's a good thing they are only making a top 10 from all these folks.
A legacy wanna be....looks just like him when he dances too. if you make it on the show...you are gonna have to shave that nasty thing off your chin.
Choreography...Velvet Angels...is a no...good thing...go find out when X-factor auditions. Legacy version 2...we shall see.
Come back next week for some Chicago and Hollywood.
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