And the winner is....

Lou.Diamond.Philips

I quit watching this show after the first week...I just couldn't stand that much drama...but I watched the finale on semi fast forward to see who won...Have I mentioned how much I can't stand "Speidi"...I really want to punch them both.

After a beyond dumb finale and ridiculously long pauses to announce the winner...it is over...It's a good thing it only lasted a few weeks.  Did you know they had this show on in 2003?  They did and Melissa Rivers came in 2nd place...just thought you might care!

wrong choice america....wrong choice!

The big discussion...do they let Spidey back in????  John says Spencer reminds him of P diddy...pah-lease!

I heart Baldwin brothers...any of them really! And Frangella wants to build "section 8" housing for Janice and her loogies (sp?) to move in to!

This show makes me giggle...Janice and her thiefness...just giggling.  I'm liking Patty more and more...too bad her husband is a sleazy politician!

Janice and Francis are safe...c'mon you can't break up Frangella.  Why couldn't Janice be voted out the first week?

***On a side note...I am totally not following the timeline of all of this....how many days have them been discussing the Spidey thing...and was their final dinner before or after Angela and Torrie were told the "may be going home"...

What the crap America...you just sent the funniest person in camp home...nice work!

alright...I have spent too much time this week on the show...but I'll be back next week to see if Spidey returns (bleh!)

Backstreets back alright (well...Spidey, but that's not how the song goes)

So glad to know that I am not the only one enjoying this show...it really is just completely AWESOME!  John Salley is currently crying on my tv screen...I haven't even seen him cry over the NBA. Guess only a "supermodel" can do that!

Thoughts on the judges: The guy...he is the 2000 version of Carson Daly on MTV...guess with the cancellation of TRL he needed a new gig.  The chic...I guess she was on the British version of "I'm a celebrity"...so she must be a "celebrity" somewhere...maybe a celebrity like Spidey?

I agree with Jo-Dan...the campsite and everything else is a "set".  I'm not sure I even believe they are in Costa Rica...more like the back lot on MGM studios. (and thank you for voting for Frangela...they are the only people on the show worth listening too...love them).  Don't you love how they can just chill in the water area (in costa rica) and there aren't any "dangerous things"...basically just a big bath tub!

The food challenge...some tarantulas and "lab rats"...if those rats were really from costa rica and they were biting Lou...let's just say...disease! I realize that I don't dislike Patti...although irritated that she prayed with Spidey for her husband (I don't believe anything she says about his innocence...criminal) she seems like a nice enough gal...I just really like Frangella....Hey, it's raining in Florida (therefore there is rain on the back lot set). It's not raining at camp...do they have a ginormous umbrella???

Newest "celebrity"...Daniel Baldwin...did you know there was a Daniel...it lists him as an "actor" (I looked on IMDB and I don't know any of the movies he has been in)...how many Baldwins are there???

Hey look...Spidey's back...and they have "seen the light". And they want to "learn from those people". I'm beginning to think that this "reality show" is as "reality" as "The Hills" (note to Jo-Dan...that's the show Spidey is on)...

Will they take them back?  They are too busy saying hello to all their families to discuss...you know they will be back on...we need more drama!

"I'm too rich and too famous"...

Okay...this show really calls for a play by play.  I was hopeful, at the beginning of this episode, that we would see other stars then "spidey" (as Joel McHale calls them...he is my hero and I will be seeing him live on the 12th...just a side note)...but then it was back to them and their craziness.  Seriously...they obviously aren't talking about the same god that I know....maybe I should pray to their god so my prayers of "hanging out with Josh Dumael and Fergie" would come true.  Really Spencer...your very first prayer was to hang out with Miley Cyrus and it came true "in a month"...who are you?  And I am loving that Stephen Baldwin is talking to them about baptism by water and that he can baptize Spencer...I find it even more humorous that Heidi is talking about the importance of filling herself with the "treasures of heaven" and not worldly things like money...hello, did you not hear your husband last night?  Good gracious!

The food challenge: "Spencer would throw me off a cliff if it could make him win"...that's an awesome thing to say about your husband...true love my friends, true love!  Since their camp is clear of all creepy and crawly things...they have all of those in a big "chamber" for them to have to take stars from...and a little prayer from Spencer before he begins.  D is pretty certain their camp is completely blocked off from anything truly dangerous or creepy! I have no idea what Heidi said after her try and the challenge as there is a "severe thunderstorm warning" over running my show!

You know the producers are loving Spencer on this show..."Spencer Pratt doesn't even know what Spencer Pratt is going to do next" "I'm too rich and too famous" "This people are nothing, these people are amateurs to me"...and then threats of leaving...but first, let's get baptized!  I love that Janice is disgusted by Spencer and points out that Stephen is not an ordained minister.  This show is giving Joel more material then he could ever dream of!!!! and then the cheers after the baptism and then is wife joined him in the water for a congratulatory hug and kiss....what the crap!

****AJ said it best in her last comment...you just watch the show with your mouth hanging open...aghast and what people will actually say!  

Is this the 10th threat of them quitting.  And if I see Heidi spraying her hair one more time...good gracious!  "We're the most famous people in the world"...Spencer just told Sanjaya he was the best singer he ever heard, besides his wife...yeah, like I would trust any judgements by Spencer.  And then they left...or did they (I'm with Fran...they aren't really leaving).

It's live Tuesday and Spencer and Heidi are still gone...hurray!!!!  Of course, I'll be honest...I will miss his crazy comments...a little!  I may not have as much to blog about!

And now it is voting time...I hope Janice goes...I want Frangela to stay...and Torrie doesn't bug me so much, so she can stay!  Oh what a fun show!!!

...Get me out of here...and other shows.

If you missed the premiere of "I'm a celebrity"...let me just say...you missed 2 hours of pretty laugh out loud fun!  This "celebrity" show is awesome and WAY better then celebrity apprentice.  The most awesome "celebrities"...Spencer and Heidi...

I spent a few minutes reading the posts on NBCs website and half the people on their stated that wanted to know who the "blonde and spencer" are.  AWESOME! I can't even begin to tell you all of the fantastic things that Spencer said.  After trying to quit 2 times...they finally decided to stick it out, but not before talking directly to the producer informing him that they are "too famous and too rich" to be with "these people"..."just being around these people is hurting my fame".  Seriously...who does he think he is?!  Heidi spent all of her time crying to the camera and spraying her hair with "dry shampoo". Spencer is a complete tool and other words I shouldn't say here...I just can't wait to see what Joel McHale has to say about him this Friday on "The Soup"...seriously...can't wait!

The other "celebrities" were just fine...even Janice Dickinson (so far at least). D and I decided that we would love to be on a show with Stephen Baldwin, he totally cracks me up.  I do wanna kick Sanjaya...but not as much as Spencer, so I will get over him.  I also think that "Frangela" is pretty funny...and enjoy them on "Best Week Ever".

I really can't wait till tonight to see who gets the first boot...I am hoping and wishing that it is Spencer...or Heidi if it has to be...please, please, please America!!!

HERE COME THE NEWLYWEDS!!!

This was one of my favorite reality shows of last summer.  The couples are so funny...the host is hilarious..and the competitions are fantastic.  Truly and enjoyable show.  I missed the premiere last week, which totally bums me..but this week didn't disappoint.

The girls got to feel up all the boys bums to figure out which bum belonged to their man...then Dr. Ruth showed up for a little "sex talk"...one couple was VERY uncomfortable and the husband tried to embarass the wife (something D would totally do to me) and her punishment to him...she punched him where the babies come from...yep...punched him.  I would never do that...'cause I need those babies still! It's a highly entertaining show...check it out!

My favorite couple right now: The McMorrises (so funny!)

and then there was...

THE BACHELOR

I missed the first 2 weeks...even though I love Jillian...guess I would rather come in when there aren't so many guys to keep track of...

still too many guys to keep track of...and seriously...they are just as caddy as any girl!  Good luck Jillian!