And the winner is...

Rob, Rob, Rob....Rob was in lust over Camilla, but fell to Momma's claws and picked Lauren, the white jewish girl momma was looking for...so off the 2 went, into the sunset on a beautiful yacht...but not for long...'cause Rob left Lauren and flew home alone...hopefully to call Camilla.  The funniest park of his decision...was the hug he gave Camilla before she left.  He didn't want to let go...and I thought for sure they were going to start making out.  I would say "poor little Lauren", as she had to stand there watching....but Lauren and Rob had absolutely no attraction to one another or chemistry.  Lauren went for Rob because the other 2 boys showed no interest in her.  Rob went for Lauren so momma would stay off his back a little....

Jo-jo....he is the true definition of a momma's boy...and ps...his momma is in "love" with him.  She was truly grossing me out with her comments about how cute and sexy and muscley he is...ummmm, does your husband know you talk like that?  Well...Jo-Jo had to choose between Mindy and his Momma (weird, I know)...and guess what Jo-Jo picked his mom...'cause he couldn't stand hurting her feelings or breaking her hurt (vomit).  But Mindy was all...no...I'm gonna follow my heart, and I am outta here 'cause you and your momma deserve each other.  Then Jo-jo got all tough and started realizing that he could either fly home on a plane with momma or go have sex for 3 days on a private yacht...and he "convinced" Mindy to stay...Note to viewers...Jo-Jo will never get married due to his momma and her psycho bigotism (is that a word)...good luck with that one!

And then there was Michael.  Sweet, good-looking Michael...who only wanted a big-boob blonde to call his own.  And he was left with two brunettes who couldn't be more different.  The big bombshell of the night...Erika and her Penthouseness..."I just wanted to be given a fair shot"...please, you saw those playmates dropping like flies and kept your trap shut (no pun intended)...But Lorraine couldn't turn her back on Ericka and continued to encourage Micheal to go for her...but Michael made one intelligent comment..."my choice is between a med student and a penthouse pet...and my mom wants me to choose the penthouse pet".  Michael did the noble thing and went for the girl who could earn an honest living...ps...he never was into Erika that much.  So Amanda was the winner....and they too sailed off into the sunset....

I was not surprised by any of the choices...and I have searched and searched to see if JoJo and Mindy and Michael and Amanda are still together...but I can't find a thing...guess no one cares...but if you know something let me know!

One more note...the black girls on this show didn't stand a chance...with 2 racist moms and a boy that was only interested in blonde hair (although he ended up with a brunette)...there was no love for any of them...Hey Ryan Seacrest....are there no brothers that are momma's boys...let's give all the girls a fair shake....

The boys and their mommas...

This is Rob and his mom Esther...Camille is not your typical "white jewish girl" that momma Esther is used too...but Lauren is and momma loves Lauren...

This is Jo-jo and his momma Ms. B...Ms. B is a racist...so Jo-jo got rid of all the black girls that were after him...but Ms. B is also a "boobist" (she doesn't like girls with big boobs).  She could also be called a boob because she cries ALL the time, well, when she isn't getting into fights with all the black girls about how they need to stay away from her son.  Anyway....Jo-jo is down to one girl 'cause momma B refuses to choose any girl for him...ain't no one good enough for her Jo-jo.  Well...Jo-jo is falling in love with Mindy and her big boobs.  So...instead of him having to choose between two girls next week...he gets to pick between momma B and Mindy....that's kinda twisted if you ask me...

And finally...Michael and momma Lorraine.  Now, Michael is the only cute guy on the show (in my opinion) and his momma is the most normal.  She wants a good girl for her son...one who hasn't posed in playboy.  Well....Michael did finally get rid of all his playmates (after extensive make-out sessions) and is left with Amanda and Erica.  Lorraine is in LOVE with Erica and I mean in LOVE.  Little does Lorraine, or any one else for that matter, know that Erica is no better then all those playmates, as she is a Penthouse girl through and through.  And to make it worse...she has kept it a secret the whole show.  I actually prefer Amanda for him...but he barely listens to his momma, why would he ever listen to me!

I know, I know you don't know if you can wait till next week to see who these momma's boys choose to date for a few months and then break up with...but I'm sorry...the finale is not till next Monday....good thing you have AI to keep you busy the next few days!  Just trying to keep the money flowing into Ryan Seacrest's pockets...and I feel a little bad for him after his embarrassing dis from Brangelina at the Golden Globes on Sunday!

Reality update...

I just need to give a shout out to the producers of Momma's boys....nice work!  Let's put a whole bunch of girls in a house (most of which have had plastic surgery, are in tons of debt, and have posed in some sort nude photo) with 3 mom's who are over protective, over bearing, opinionated, and one is totally racist....now that, my reality friends, is good tv!  You really should check it out...they are getting down to just a few girls...so a winner (or 3) will soon be crowned.

On a dating reality side note...The Bachelor started tonight...I have recorded it, but am not sure if I can bring myself to watch...that guy bugged me when he was on the bachelorette, so I'm not sure if I can handle watching him on the Bachelor...should I waste an hour?

Oh...and AJ asked me today if I watched the world of dance or whatever show on Sunday...I missed it, but checked it out tonight....really???  Not on my top 50 list of shows to see again...the only dance I really enjoyed was USA's street/hip hop dancers.  I don't think the dances are all that bad...but the judging part is LAME!!!!

Those are my thoughts for now...I am REALLY looking forward to that new show "real beauty", or whatever it is called...not a fan that Tyra is a producer...but glad that Ashton Kutcher is!