Dear DVR;
You are an amazing device. Your virtues are touted loud and long. Commercials are a thing of the past for me now. With ease I can back up a scene to catch something I missed or something worth seeing again. Fast forwarding through "boring" parts of shows is great. My favorite thing is how I tell you what I want to watch, then you keep those shows safe for me to watch when I want to watch them (usually later at night or the next day). Oh how I love you!
Last night when I sat down at 10:30pm to watch SYTYCD, I saw you played a trick on me. Why must you betray my love? Why do you refuse to record certain shows I REALLY want to watch? There is no reason. None. And then, with a heavy heart, I started to watch a show you did record..."The Baby Borrowers". I was not sure I liked this show. And before I could even make up my mind about it, the show stopped. It seems you didn't record the whole show. Why? Why must you taunt me? Why?
Last night when I sat down at 10:30pm to watch SYTYCD, I saw you played a trick on me. Why must you betray my love? Why do you refuse to record certain shows I REALLY want to watch? There is no reason. None. And then, with a heavy heart, I started to watch a show you did record..."The Baby Borrowers". I was not sure I liked this show. And before I could even make up my mind about it, the show stopped. It seems you didn't record the whole show. Why? Why must you taunt me? Why?
How will I ever vote and win a tacky trophy when you don't record my shows? Will our love mend and heal this gap?
Digitally Disappointed,
AJ
