HOLLYWOOD!!!

I love me some Hollywood week...

ohhh....the added twist: Boot camp???  A stylist?....not fair...I think you should look as good as you can make yourself until you make the top 12.  And vocal coaches...again, sound as you are on your own...and then there is Barry...really inspirational (vomit)...am I being too harsh...'cause it ain't gonna help if you suck!

Are you in? or out? (Isn't that Heidi Klum's line?)

Day 1:

1st singer of the night:  No thank you...screaming....Sit down ladies...you ain't gonna make it much farther...

2nd singer:  Heck? no thank you! Who allows these clowns back on stage and gives them a microphone?

blue shirt and tie...D says he's kinda gross...I kinda agree...his arm tat freaks me out! "I'm one of those kids that's been through a lot..." blah, blah, blah...stop your crying!  Seriously...wah wah...I say No more pity votes!

Rose....put some shoes on, your feet are black and filthy. Sorry, I just don't like her.

***all through...whatever...

Short dreads...I like his voice.

yellow scarf (on a boy)...I thought they were getting fashion tips?

Von...he just yells and opens his mouth really wide...Ouch Simon...even I'm not that mean...well, maybe! (I just decided I need to have Ryan's job, 'cause I enjoy the constant commentary...can you tell?)...and he still gets through.

Norman Gentle....Nick Mitchell...He didn't?  He did...I'm angry!  Makes me mad that he is making such a mockery of my show.  Are you kidding me?  I am so mad!

Day 2: Do you really need to stretch before you sing...and I don't need mean your vocal cords.

Tiger Tone....I cannot stand her..."whether I'm coming or going I'm a tiger"...what? Yep...we get more of her...blah!

"the brothers from another mother"...is he trying to sound like Seal...Of course Paula loves him.  And the brothers get to stay together.

Bikini girl...Simon only said that 'cause you were wearing a bikini.  "D says she thinks she's bitchin' and hopes she goes"...just as she starts man handling Ryan...what is with this girl?  Oh good...she sucks.  Simon is cracking me up!...They are really putting her through...she REALLY isn't good...and it has nothing to do with the fact that she is a pretty girl.  I would be pissed if I was another contestant.

Oil digger...He has a nice voice...but won't get America's votes.

Jesus...shouldn't even be in Hollywood...maybe he needs his kids there to get him through...Yep!

Stupid Osmond...

Punk Rocker...don't sing Gwen...why would you ever change songs on stage?

***Another pity...it's my husband's birthday?  What are people trying to pull.

I was under the impression that this year we were going to hear more of the singers in Hollywood...big fat liars.  But I can't wait till group night tomorrow...awesome!