I wouldn't have to play by play if I had someone to watch the show with...

Tatiana---is she running for Miss Puerto Rico???  and by they way...I'm a film actress, model, director and completely full of myself!  My psychic said I was gonna be in the top 12....see you in Hollywood???  What the crap!

Dean Anthony Bradford...why does he have 3 first names?  "The coat gets through"...He has a big mouth.  He kinds looks like a kid dressed up as a hobo for Halloween.  "it's a no...because of the coat"....

Jesus Valenzuela---Here's a clean cut looking guy.  why is everyone always trying to get a pity ticket...pity tickets don't get you into the top 12...Fox must have a lot of money...oh look, you have cute kids, you can go to Hollywood.  Oh look...you have netting on the bottom of your dress and you can look pleading...you can go to Hollywood...yuck!

Rubics cube---does closing your eyes help you not hear how crappy you are???

Trashia...acapellia...I mean Aquilla?  Ohhhhh, an original song...my favorite!  Oh, she wants to make sweet love to me...I love when they catch themselves hitting a bad note!  And did she really say that you need to sing from your crotch????  Paula...your songs were hot in the early 90s not 80s....don't feel too old.

And a whole bunch of golden ticket earners...who earned on the voice...

Is it tacky to wear a picture of the Golden Gate Bridge with the Golden Gate Bridge right out the window?  PS...chokers haven't been cool since 1995...and I should know, I have a family picture to prove it!

Adam Lambert...he's been singing since he was 10 years old.  What does that mean....when people give an age that they started singing at?  Did they just refuse to sing popcorn popping and ring-a-round the rosy at age 2...and then 8 years later sing their first song...I don't understand?  Maybe Adam can shed some light on this subject during his trip to Hollywood!

****Don't you all think it is funny that every year we see a glimpse of Paula's hair guy running out to fix her hair between auditioners...really Paula?*****

Here's another story about a kid who is doing what any kid should do...taking care of his mom...does that mean he deserves to go to Hollywood...oh...your momma will be so proud! Oh...and he is going to spread music across the world...is there not music all across the world?

good thing we have this guy!

hmmmm...they were impressed with San Fran?  and only 12 got through...?  Good look Kentucky!