Rob, Rob, Rob....Rob was in lust over Camilla, but fell to Momma's claws and picked Lauren, the white jewish girl momma was looking for...so off the 2 went, into the sunset on a beautiful yacht...but not for long...'cause Rob left Lauren and flew home alone...hopefully to call Camilla. The funniest park of his decision...was the hug he gave Camilla before she left. He didn't want to let go...and I thought for sure they were going to start making out. I would say "poor little Lauren", as she had to stand there watching....but Lauren and Rob had absolutely no attraction to one another or chemistry. Lauren went for Rob because the other 2 boys showed no interest in her. Rob went for Lauren so momma would stay off his back a little....
Jo-jo....he is the true definition of a momma's boy...and ps...his momma is in "love" with him. She was truly grossing me out with her comments about how cute and sexy and muscley he is...ummmm, does your husband know you talk like that? Well...Jo-Jo had to choose between Mindy and his Momma (weird, I know)...and guess what Jo-Jo picked his mom...'cause he couldn't stand hurting her feelings or breaking her hurt (vomit). But Mindy was all...no...I'm gonna follow my heart, and I am outta here 'cause you and your momma deserve each other. Then Jo-jo got all tough and started realizing that he could either fly home on a plane with momma or go have sex for 3 days on a private yacht...and he "convinced" Mindy to stay...Note to viewers...Jo-Jo will never get married due to his momma and her psycho bigotism (is that a word)...good luck with that one!
And then there was Michael. Sweet, good-looking Michael...who only wanted a big-boob blonde to call his own. And he was left with two brunettes who couldn't be more different. The big bombshell of the night...Erika and her Penthouseness..."I just wanted to be given a fair shot"...please, you saw those playmates dropping like flies and kept your trap shut (no pun intended)...But Lorraine couldn't turn her back on Ericka and continued to encourage Micheal to go for her...but Michael made one intelligent comment..."my choice is between a med student and a penthouse pet...and my mom wants me to choose the penthouse pet". Michael did the noble thing and went for the girl who could earn an honest living...ps...he never was into Erika that much. So Amanda was the winner....and they too sailed off into the sunset....
I was not surprised by any of the choices...and I have searched and searched to see if JoJo and Mindy and Michael and Amanda are still together...but I can't find a thing...guess no one cares...but if you know something let me know!
One more note...the black girls on this show didn't stand a chance...with 2 racist moms and a boy that was only interested in blonde hair (although he ended up with a brunette)...there was no love for any of them...Hey Ryan Seacrest....are there no brothers that are momma's boys...let's give all the girls a fair shake....
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