and then there were 5...what...I thought we were only down to 6?

Oh...it was a bachelor first....a shocker...a...a...a wonderful way for Jason to ditch all those psychos at once and not have to keep even one around for another week just 'cause there was a rose left. Didn't see it?...shame on you...Jason decided to not hand out the final rose 'cause he didn't want to "lead any one on"....it was fantastic.

This is Niki...Niki is wound so tight that I'm surprised she didn't explode.  She was dating the same guy for the past 11 years...and she just wants to have kids....I hate when people say that.  PS...her quote of the night after she went on the double date with Stephanie..and well...Stephanie got the rose! "Stephanie has had her fairy tale...she's been married and has a kid.  I'm sorry that her husband died...but it's my turn"...that my friends is the kind of girl every guy dreams of!

And then there was Shannon...dear Shannon...or should we call her stalker...really ...she is.  She knows EVERYTHING about Jason...all of his family members...who they are married to...their children...interests...cyber stalker really.  She also threw up at the last rose ceremony...so funny!  PS...Shannon...you should always avoid doilies attached to dresses...just in case you are wondering!

Lauren's quote of the night, "if you don't give me the rose...I'm gonna be pissed at you"...yep...she said it!  See ya...

And my favorite bachelorette of all time...Megan.  The girls wanted Megan out of the house the

 first night.  Megan is the one that is beyond full of herself and all she has to offer.  She back stabs like no ones business and should have gone home last week.  Jason will have a lot of fun watching her on the show and seeing what she is really like!

And finally...the top 5....

Jillian...pretty much my top pick as of now...which means she will probably go home soon.  Jillian is very laid back and not often in the lime light 'cause she doesn't stir the pot or get all girly and drama queenish.  I just hope that Jason gets it all figured out.  She told Jason on Monday that she refers to him as "dude" when he is going out with anyone else...Yep...I like her!

Melissa...#2 pick.  Melissa is such a cute girl...but I am getting a little concerned about her.  She got pretty weepy this past week having to watch Jason kiss girl after girl on the set of General Hospital...hello...it was on a set...so none of it was real!  I think she will be fine for a few more weeks...but if she gets to possessive that might be the end for her.  Until this past week she has been very chill...hopefully she gets that back!

Naomi...I'm not really sure what to think of her...she is a cute girl...but I don't really see much of a connection between her and Jason...hopefully, though, he will keep her as his 3rd pick 'cause the next 2 REALLY need to go home!

Dear Molly and Stephanie...you each have your own issues and problems.  Molly, let me begin with you...Molly...I'm not really sure why Jason hasn't ditched you yet.  I'm thinking it is because you are the lesser of many other evils (all of which went crying home on Monday).  You have a lame personality and say things to Jason that he wants to hear.  You were way to excited to do the "walk of shame"...although, most of the time when people are "ashamed" they don't keep talking about it...and talking about it...and...shut up already.  Sorry...but you should be going home next week!  And then there is Stephanie....I feel a little bad for Stephanie...I feel bad that she had her fairy tale life and it was destroyed when her husband died....but you are far too happy and EVERYTHING is wonderful in your eyes...and it's a bit too mushy cheesy...too much! You are such a sweet lady...but Jason will  never choose you.  

They're headed to Seattle next week....I can't believe they get to go...I should have gone on the show just to get a free trip home....wonder if D would have cared!