Yo' mamma so...

The first competition between the top 12 finalists on Last Comic Standing was a "Yo' mamma" competition...here are some of the highlights:

"Your mamma's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper"
"Your mamma's so Canadian, she uses maple syrup as lube"
"Your mamma's so old, she was in the shower washing , raised her breasts, and pilgrims fell out"

Yep...those were the highlights...pretty sucky. I was very disappointed that they didn't show more of the jokes...they only showed the same jokes that were on the commercials. I could have done better Yo mamma jokes...in my sleep. Then they did "You're such a hack" jokes, which were equally as stupid. What a disappointment. Then, the went to a cemetery to vote for the comic that they want to be eliminated...really? A cemetery? That's weird. Then they were all SHOCKED that they were showing what was said in front of everyone...have they never watched the show?!?!?! They do that every year! I was SOOOOO glad that Esther got the most kick off votes because she is quite possibly the most annoying person in the world...it's a good thing she's gone because I might have killed myself if I had to listen to her every week. The other act that was voted off was God's Pottery...I was kind of hoping both girls would go, but I was not impressed with God's Pottery's song this week.